Is eating human flesh giving you a case of bad breath? Is that pesky halitosis making hot zombie girls stay away from your sexy corpse? Are you upset nobody ever thought zombies require special oral care? Hoxton Street Monster Supplies heard your complaints, and came up with the ‘anti brain-breath startlingly strong mints’, designed to blast away the smell.
They look just like normal mints, but they’re ten times as strong. If you don’t believe us, grab a box and see taste for yourself.
