Since the Pentagon itself has a backup plan in case of a zombie attack, something must be going on. So everyone should prepare! Well, not really, but it would make a great excuse in order to get your hands on one of these: Motoped Survival Bike: Black Ops Edition. Ready to decapitate those brain eating, flesh rotting, smelly bastards?
Based in Santa Cruz, California, the guys at Motoped took their original vehicle and tuned it up with anti-undead accessories. Over the original architecture holding a 50-190 cc Honda engine conversion kit, one can also opt for a crossbow, an extra gas tank or an axe. The Walking Dead fans are probably boiling with enthusiasm.
The conversion kit features more than just the motor. In fact, for 1000$ you would get the motor, frame, an exhaust system and other miscellaneous components. Any mountain bike will turn into a running two-wheeled monster. We thought a crossbow is useful in one on one combat with the brainless monks, but against full hordes, you need something more effective.
That is probably the reason why the guys at Moped designed the two-wheeler to fit even a 50-cal machine gun. Get enough bullets and you will be spraying through the hordes of the undead like a real outcast seeking redemption for his soul.
